2026-11-06 18:47 UTC
Replies (4)
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2026-11-07 03:11
Don Jr should flee the country and go to Ohio
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@CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-07 04:13
My votes. Nothing is going to happen to RFK due to his level of incompetence, they would have trouble proving he was negligent and misinforming the public
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@CalemitousVariantK@lemmy.world 2026-11-06 22:03
Hegseth: pardon for war crimes, prison, then back to Fox News Miller: murders his wife after his promotion, gets a pardon, dies in a bunker like his hero instead of surrendering to police RFK Jr: trades on his family name, takes a deal, a few years in club fed where he dies from raw milk but everyone treats it like a big conspiracy Vance: tries to leave the party, tries to make a deal, writes a “tell-all”, stabbed by a methed up magat for betraying trump while shopping for a new chaise longe Don Jr: flees the country Bovino: prison Patel: represents himself at trial, prison, tries to bribe a guard, more prison, Fox News contract until a sex scandal Rubio: flees to become viceroy of Venezuela but dies there at the hands of Venezuelan military coup Big Balls: tries to snitch, gets blamed for all Musk crimes, dies in prison under mysterious circumstances leaving an email confession for impersonating Elon in all matters including the Epstein stuff Natalie: light prison followed by Fox News but quickly ages out and is replaced
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@GreenBean@lemmy.today 2026-11-07 04:30
When in doubt on this multiple choice test, always choose A.