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David Gerard

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<p>your #1 source for absurdist true crime</p><p>I toot as I please</p>

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    &gt; it&#39;s all gone right gas town

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    The Ethereum Foundation is officially a corporate suicide cult Now with Nazis! by Amy Castor and David Gerard CONTENT WARNING: this edition discusses corporate inducements to suicide, Nazis, and cryptocurrency https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJSiilcSjpY&amp;list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20261109-the-ethereum-foundation-is-officially-a-corporate-suicide-cult - podcast time: 11 min 26 sec https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2026/11/10/the-ethereum-foun...

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    yes that&#39;s securities fraud too https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20261109620054/en/NVDA-Investors-Have-Opportunity-to-Join-NVIDIA-Corporation-Fraud-Investigation-with-SBS-Law (this will probably go nowhere, but lol)

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    the Software Freedom Conservancy is fully and utterly an AI slop promotion org now https://web.archive.org/web/20261106174553/https://sfconservancy.org/blog/2026/nov/05/foss-in-the-age-of-llm-gen-ai-assisted-reverse-eng/

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    today&#39;s Pivot i think will be LibreOffice trumpeting NO AI then making excuses when they were caught with a codebase full of slop what other examples are there of projects or companies doing anti-AI messaging and then getting caught slopping? Tuta for one, others? (the LO thing is a whole coupla weeks ago, but it&#39;s important)

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    &gt; John Ternus is the new CEO — a 25 year veteran of the company with a track record of pushing harebrained hardware schemes like the much reviled Touch Bar and lawsuit inducing butterfly keyboard. ah, so apple really is entering the Fun Zone https://www.404media.co/apple-is-entering-its-slop-era/

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    Data centre developers shocked that nobody likes them lol eat shit https://www.ft.com/content/32fd4450-5880-437d-9bd9-df13289ada24 archive https://archive.ph/cZsU6

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    Elon Musk admits Grok Bot costs too much to serve saying the costs part out loud written by Amy Castor and David Gerard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJb0JsK3ufM&amp;list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20261104-elon-musk-admits-grok-bot-costs-too-much-to-serve - podcast time: 6 min 25 sec

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    it&#39;s now lake wokeist and the gulf of antifa

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    Anthropic introduces the feature every enterprise wants most: spyware for bosses https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/anthropic-claude-surveillance-ai-chats-reports (actual original reporting from Futurism)

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    youtube comment: &gt; I just cought my little son trying to bypass Gemini. With a firm and angry voice, I yelled, &quot;WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?&quot; His little body shook and he said, &quot;Dad, I was just trying to do some independent research to make sure that the AI was correct.&quot; This made me even more furious. &quot;Independent research in the age of AI!? Are you serious!? You will be the end of our social standing with the tech bros! Mom and I work hard to depend on technology! And you...

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    SuSE Linux goes hard slop actual reason for layoffs: private equity owners https://www.theregister.com/software/2026/11/02/suse-to-cut-one-in-ten-employees-because-of-ai/5306950

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    anthropic just filed a slightly amended s-1 https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2130357/000162828026068676/anthropicpbc-sx1ax1.htm still not final, has invisible moneys in it some q3 numbers tho lol i would not think about this at all really wonder if there&#39;s new risks tho

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    the claude watermarks don&#39;t even work that well, but they are 100% worth it in pissbaby piss https://bsky.app/profile/thelincoln.bsky.social/post/3mzba4cdtuc2z

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    from @prahou@merveilles.town evergreen panels

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    i got blocked on bsky once for saying i liked Metal Machine Music and Stock Aitken Waterman which, not unfair

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    @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net i&#39;ve been getting regaled with all the recent vibeprovements in current MacOS/iOS

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    claude, show me the oppiest op that ever opped https://occupysaas.com/ absent from the FAQ: who the fuck this is (it&#39;s one guy who wrote everything with Claude including the website)

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    lolll you know how the new line is &quot;but the bobot is super good at refactoring actually&quot; WELL IT FUCKING TURNS OUT, https://arxiv.org/abs/2610.40269

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    if this eventuates, it will either be great or a complete shitshow https://deadline.com/2026/01/blakes-7-reboot-peter-hoar-matthew-bouch-multitude-productions-1236682580/

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    when the only remnant of AI is a mountain of tech debt, will they half-ass fixing it? not if they can quarter-ass it

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    this fucker can&#39;t help but make everyone love him https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/data-centers/openai-ceo-says-its-quite-terrible-for-your-pc-to-have-ram-sam-altman-says-data-centers-offer-better-utilization

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    Proton Mail goes full AI slop, Tuta starts going slop Your meal is 99% not sewage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP8Q-jlN4eU&amp;list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20261030-proton-mail-goes-full-ai-slop-tuta-starts-going-slop - podcast time: 11 min 50 sec https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/10/30/proton-mail-goes-full-ai-slop-tuta-starts-going-slop/ - blog post

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    AHAHAHA the Anthropic share offering is likely to get a Junk rating, i.e. not investment grade wonder how that affects index listing https://www.ft.com/content/59383c7f-8d82-493f-bf01-d2e862a1018f (no archive yet sorry)

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    Hire Human Artists https://HireHumanArtists.com seems a nice idea. Directory of non-slop artists with portfolio links.

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    lol ahahahaa of course that 13,000 line PHP diff to fix last week&#39;s vuln was slop https://mastodon.social/@ne_/117518126502340764

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    remembering that time the libreoffice official blog suggested how well LibreOffice would go with blockchain https://blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2022/11/15/libreoffice-and-blockchain-what-cool-things-are-possible/ (i don&#39;t know, but i suspect it&#39;s the same guy)

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    PHP generate their fucking *tests* with a chatbot that&#39;s how you know the software will be quality with a q