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McCarklebury

tobi@unbound.social

<p>Quacking defiantly to the gods and rocking the casbah in the chicken fried nation. Sometimes I tally, sometimes I ho.</p>

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    TIL, camel spit is actually more like puke.

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    https://apnews.com/live/donald-trump-news-updates-05-05-2026 So, ceasefire doesn&amp;#39;t mean ceasing the firing?

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    I get unfollowed like it&amp;#39;s my fuckin&amp;#39; job! 😆 (Other platforms. Y&amp;#39;all ain&amp;#39;t uptight.)

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    I just heard about ball-maxxing. I don&amp;#39;t like it here.

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    They called my Dad a lion. When I was a kid, they called me Cub. I thought they would call me Lion when I grew up. Nope. Over 50, still Cub. 😐

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    Reliable sources report that donnochrump is Ma from the movie The Goonies.

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    Dontcha ❤️ it when the great spirit steps in and locks your keys in the car? Now I can&amp;#39;t do that shit I didn&amp;#39;t want to do.

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    Remember that time Elmo from Sesame Street asked how everyone was doing? Turns out, Americans are really fu**ed up.

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    All the ugly fucks sure are salty today. 🙂

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    If a blood clot does the world a solid, Imma smoke up a whole bowl.

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    Does bug spray kill angels?

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    Why does the master race look so jacked up?

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    The song Baby Shark caused more societal damage than goatse.

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    9 out of 10 dentists agree that the Preznent of the USA has pooping toddler face.