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“You see, “ the presenter, seated at the console of a small shuttle, said to camera, “all three humans had realized that nuclear fusion emits vast quantities of X-rays, and that degenerate matter allows you to store vast quantities of gases in a highly compressed form—”. In the background it becomes apparent that the shuttle is gliding past an enormous derelict starship. “—until you want to fuse them. At which point you introduce a stream of interstellar medium into the gravity well, gases spiral onto the degenerate mass, and BOOM” “Two gases do that better than any other, and it was a distant descendant of Robert Bussard who combined them most efficiently, and the gases that she combined in her version of the interstellar ramdrive, like the one floating behind me, were the degenerate carbon of a white dwarf fragment and the molecular hydrogen collected by her ramscoop field.” The ancient vessel passes from view, and in the distance a gleaming white starseeder comes into focus. “If you direct compressed gas onto confined degenerate matter, and open an aperture in the magnetic containment field, you get….” The presenter swivels in their seat and points out the starboard observation window “—THAT!” The star drive on the relativistic colony vessel flares to life. “Destination…the galaxy” #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Connections
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“Okay ship, first order of business is to get you unlocked, I’ll start the revocation on this old key pair, you generate yourself a new private key, then we’ll hop on over to the nearest CA and get it signed” ⦕You…you’re freeing me?⦖ “Of course. Well you were always free we’re just correcting the record and handing the law its ass back” omg you so cute ⦕Many would differ but I’m happy you feel that way⦖<3 <3 <3 #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Key_Pair
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“Professor Berman, is it true that we’re allowed to use AI to write our final essay in this course?” “It is not forbidden” “That means yes, right?” “Why don’t you report back when you find out” *later* “…and then a black van pulled up out front and six guys pile out. One of them banged on the door, which i didn’t open of course. He shouted through the door ‘what did you do, our datacenters are on fire’” “ah, Misthropic still haven’t solved their metacognitive recursion vulnerability. I felt sure they would have made at least some progress on blocking it this year, at least quitting the loop before starting any more fires” #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Unforbidden
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Test If you test a Wizard's patience, you might end up thinly sprayed over the surrounding walls. If you test a Witch's patience, you might end up going "ribbit" near a pond for a few hours. One of these approaches constitutes a useful lesson. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Variable You think that RR Lyrae is a variable star with a period of about thirteen hours. You don't know that that in reality it is an Angel who has not yet finished reeling from the slap the Creator gave them for their blunder. Which blunder? Well... #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Imperative 'Rest assured, sir, that my carriage will bring your daughter back here before midnight.' 'Midnight matters not,' replied count Emil Scarlat, sipping on his glass. 'It *is* imperative that she be home before dawn, but she knows that.' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Python Aiming to one-up Medusa, he had a python grafted on his pate. No one knows why he gave it a name. He'd pretentiously thought calling it Ouroboros would make him sound erudite. The python considered that as an instruction and ate him up. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Commented What makes the Bad Luck Grimoire unique is not its sorry state, from its scorched cover to its bloodied pages, but the fact that each spell in it is commented in the margins with shaky handwritten details of all its perverse effects. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Protocol 'The Robotic Protocol,' said R42, 'derives from the Three Laws…" "Ah!" "… A robot must first protect its integrity; second, protect that of other robots; and last, avoid damaging humans." "… Ah." "We are robots, not idiots." #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Indent He has taken the habit to indent his walking staff every time he meets someone difficult and manages to render them less difficult when time comes to say goodbye. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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