November 9, 2026—Exhibitionist ammosexual Lauren Boebert, R-Boones Farm, defeated for reelection in her R+18 district. Boebert held admirable stances on release of the Epstein files and restraining corporate and government surveillance. In her three terms she failed to author a single bill that made it out of committee. Instead she advocated for the AR-15, III Percenters, Proud Boys, January 6 insurrectionists, QAnon, padded expense reports, kickbacks, teen pregnancy, STDs, and cancer.