2026-02-19 10:50 UTC
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@vagina_museum@masto.ai 2026-02-19 10:52
Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina. And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
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@adipoeserPursch@troet.cafe 2026-02-19 10:51
@vagina_museum@masto.ai 😂😂😂
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@adora@critter.cafe 2026-02-19 10:52
@vagina_museum@masto.ai Thank you for this very important information, I was unsure if the sound feedback was needed or not, thought I just pushed some buttons to mute it.
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@kirtai@tech.lgbt 2026-02-19 10:58
@vagina_museum@masto.ai No, but the owner might!
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@mushroomdonoteat@misskey.fryer.net.au 2026-02-19 11:31
@vagina_museum@masto.ai When, if ever, do vaginas make scary noises?
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@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org 2026-02-19 11:38
@vagina_museum@masto.ai The owner of the vagina might though.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2026-02-19 12:22
@vagina_museum@masto.ai @AdaraAstin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu Noted 📝
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@tamewhale@mastodon.social 2026-02-19 13:43
@vagina_museum@masto.ai
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social 2026-02-19 14:07
@vagina_museum@masto.ai ...unless you feed them after midnight
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@chieroglyph@infosec.exchange 2026-02-19 14:23
@vagina_museum@masto.ai TYPICALLY?
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@shadesofgrease@lgbtqia.space 2026-02-19 15:15
@vagina_museum@masto.ai I did not know that.
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@schratze@todon.nl 2026-02-19 16:55
@vagina_museum@masto.ai depends on how dire the situation is
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@MascarellDiego@tkz.one 2026-02-19 17:48
@vagina_museum@masto.ai well, maybe there is a scary sound, but not from vagina. If we are at 'the work', any sound which isn't a moan, is scary
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@Byte@rage.love 2026-02-19 18:46
@vagina_museum@masto.ai the folks they’re attached to might though
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@daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.se 2026-02-19 19:01
@vagina_museum@masto.ai Is it so?
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@pthane@toot.wales 2026-02-19 19:13
@vagina_museum@masto.ai Their owners might.
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@floppyplopper@todon.nl 2026-02-19 20:00
@vagina_museum@masto.ai skill issue 💅
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@RaineyDay@dragonscave.space 2026-02-24 18:44
@vagina_museum@masto.ai I just came across a post that just makes me shake my head. Apparently, vaginas don't make a scary noise when they need lube. Where do people come up with this shit?