Vagina Museum
vagina_museum@masto.ai
<p>World's first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynae anatomy.</p>
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More gift shop favourites are coming in, and no wonder, with Clitmas just around the corner. Cuterus keychains, F-Uterus t-shirts, the cuntiest jewellery and best of all, our fannytastic tree ornaments, which are handmade by a Hackney-based crafter. We can't think of a more perfect way to deck the halls! https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/homeware/products/crochet-vulva-christmas-tree-decoration
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📢 Call for Submissions 📢 Lip Service Issue 6 is on the shelf, which means it’s time to start work on Issue 7. We’re so excited to see what you come up with for the next theme: On Ageing.
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📢 Public Cervix Announcement 📢 We got hacked today! If you received an email from info(at)vaginamuseum today with an invite to a networking event, please ignore. It has been reported and security measures have been taken. We apologise for any confusion caused.
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On this day in 1969 a man walked on the moon. Meanwhile, you couldn't buy adhesive menstrual pads in a shop because they didn't go on sale until later that year.
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What’s your Kegel Face? Our Pelvic Appeal is well and truly underway, and we are keen to encourage and challenge you to learn more about your pelvic floor. See our last post about how to find the muscles we’re talking about. Have you been doing your pelvic floor exercises*? 💪 Squeeze and hold for 4 seconds, then relax for 4 seconds. Repeat 10 times. As you get stronger, gradually build up to 10 second holds. ⭐ Then do 10 quick squeezes. 🔁 Do a few times a day!
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Too hot to exercise in this heat 🥵🔥? What if there was one exercise you could do without breaking a sweat, and one that could make a real difference to your core strength and stability… Welcome to your Pelvic Floor!! Your pelvic floor is a hammock of muscles along the underside of your pelvis which supports your internal organs and plays a crucial role in urinary and faecal continence. Everyone has one, whether you have a vagina or a penis.
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EVENTS ROUND UP Well, firstly, remember we&#39;ve got new opening hours to make the most of that precious British daylight. From 3rd June, we are open Wednesday to Sunday, 12pm to 7pm. Come inside and get out of the heat this summer!🌞🔥
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What's on at the Vagina Museum in July? Writer's Gym A gathering of storytellers, this Writer's Gym provides a casual space to explore the written word. Each meeting will feature a new variety of prompts to encourage experimentation. Be playful! Find what excites you about writing! All writers of any genre and experience level are welcome to join. 📅 12th July 🕰️ 2.00pm 📍 Vagina Museum 💸 PWYC Book: https://www.outsavvy.com/event/24013/writers-gym
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Happy Father's Day to all dads and daddies with the gynaecological anatomy. We don't just mean trans men here. There are multiple medical cases studies of cis men who have fathered children and later been discovered to have gynae organs, so happy Father's Day to you too https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/109903208160263548
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Another terrible AI-generated image of the gynaecological anatomy. It must be a day ending in a Y. Let's take a closer look at this wholly cursed illustration of a menstrual cup via @pzmyers@freethought.online
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The hole Vagina Museum team wishes you a very Flappy Pride Month! The Vagina Museum has been loudly, proudly and unequivocally queer since our inception. We hope you have the queerest, loudest and proudest month possible. This year we’re having a promotion throughout the whole month. Every purchase over £20 will include a free large pride flag sticker. And if you're looking for something queer to do, remember we're open 12pm to 7pm and completely FREE.
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🏆Nominate us for a Movement for Good award🏆 The Movement for Good Health &amp; Wellbeing special draw is live for another five hole days, and the Vagina Museum has the chance to receive a quim-credible £5,000. Every nomination really does make a difference, and it only takes a minute to complete. You can nominate us here: https://movementforgood.com/draws/special/health-wellbeing/?cn=1182022&amp;ct=health#nominateACharity Thank you for supporting us!
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This Thursday we&#39;ll be recognising World Menstrual Health Day alongside Free to Bleed, a data-driven advocacy and art project for menstrual justice. Some key facts: 🩸 Around the world, 1.8 billion people menstruate every month. 🩸 In the UK, 2 million girls miss a day of school each month because of their period 🩸 75% of surveyed asylum seekers who menstruate reported struggling to obtain period products.
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At we swelter under another heatwave, let&#39;s dust off our guide to keeping your vulva as happy as possible, dearest moist goblins https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/114777203498368037
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RE: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/116634098531721762 Link has now been fixed! Enjoy 10% off our World Menstrual Health Day 2026 collection all week with BLOODYBRILLIANT.
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In our current exhibition, Menopause: What’s Changed?, we ask visitors to consider the language we use to describe menopause and menopausal people. Language matters, it reflects and reinforces stereotypes entwined with misogyny, ageism, and ableism. How, then, might we rethink our language? How can we reclaim existing language and how might we introduce new language into the mix?
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here's a thread from the archives on the vaginal microbiome and the limitations of paid-for vaginal microbiome test kits https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/112479015794738044
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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The Vagina Museum is just one month away from closing. Forever. A perfect storm of circumstances means that we may have to close our doors permanently and cease all digital activities. But we&#39;re not going to go down without a fight. Save the Vagina Museum. https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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We can&#39;t believe it! Less than five hours after going public with our emergency fundraiser, we are past the halfway point! More than £30,000 raised! That&#39;s a *hole* lot of love for this museum which means so much to so many of you https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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Another new Cliterati member! Here's a pun for you: To Womb It May Concern
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What do you wish you had known before you had your first period? Across the world menstruation continues to be shrouded in stigma, shame, and silence. Millions of children face their menarche without knowing what it is, why it’s happening, what it’s called, or what to do. Too often, the answers to these questions are only found through an individual’s own experience.
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Happy International Day of the Midwife! The word &quot;midwife&quot; is gender neutral. It says nothing about the gender of the midwife. It comes from the Middle English &quot;mid&quot;, meaning &quot;with&quot; and &quot;wif&quot; meaning woman - so the word &quot;midwife&quot; describes the person being *with* the &quot;wife&quot;.
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This rather cursed screenshot was sent to us, and we regret to inform you that quite a lot of people seem to believe this myth, and related myths surrounding the vulva. These myths been around for literal millennia, even though there is no rooting whatsoever in reality. Let's take a little look at the history of misogyny and racism inherent in this belief...
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Now, in Galen's defence, he was under the impression that uteruses had a distinct left cell and right cell because he had never looked at a human uterus. His anatomical dissection work was based on dogs. And dogs actually *do* have two very distinct horns to their uteruses. However, bitches aren't born because they gestate further away from the liver, so Galen was still very, very wrong regarding the heat thing.
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Now to proceed with the dunking. Despite sensibly knowing that the uterus couldn't possibly migrate around the body wreaking havoc wherever it went, and that the clitoris (which was RIGHT THERE) existed, Galen was pretty much wrong about everything else.
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If you've not heard of Galen before, he was a Roman-Greek physician and anatomy whose work was *heavily* influential on medical sciences for a very long time - his work was still cited as authoritative in the 16th century. So anything he got wrong, physicians that followed tended to get wrong too.
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Here's a clear look at a male anteater's vagina, uterus and uterine tubes. The heart-shaped section is the vagina, the noodly bit in the top photo is its uterus, and the two noodly bits on the lower photo are its uterine tubes.
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To comprehend the vagina of the male anteater, first we must return all the way to embryos and how babby is formed. Every embryo starts out with two sets of tubes: the mesonephric ducts (sometimes called Wolffian) and the paramesonephric ducts (sometimes called Müllerian).
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Sally Ride was the first American woman and first lesbian in space, first flying in 1983. Before she flew, NASA weren't really sure what a woman in space might need, so suggested providing her with 100 tampons. For a six day mission.